...or, as a pirate would say, "Shiver me timbers!"
After all, today is
International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Plunder that thar site for lessons in how to turn yerself from a lily-livered landlubber into a sea-faring buccaneer! Or else, ye'll be keelhauled!
And for all ye lovebirds out there, try this handy pirate pick-up line that's sure to get ye some booty from the wenches:
"Arr, lassie! Prepare to be boarded!"